The Big Book of Quotes
Being a collection of quotes (from movies and other media) that I often use in everyday conversation, to the confusion of others and to the detriment of my social standing.
- "Good thinking on Diamond Head." — Inspector Sidney Wang, Murder By Death
- "Thanks, amigo! I'll take this one!" — Nobody, My Name is Nobody
- “No anchovies? You've got the wrong man. I spell my name, 'Danger'!” — Nick Danger, Third Eye (Firesign Theatre)
- In response to, "What kind of _ is it?": "The exploding kind." — Inspector Clouseau, The Pink Panther Strikes Again [This one probably gets the most blank stares.]
- "I'm serious, Garland." — Willie Nelson, Honeysuckle Rose
- "Everything's under control, situation normal!" — Han Solo, Star Wars: A New Hope
- "A simple job for simple people!" — Curly (The Three Stooges)
- "That's a coincidence." — Curly again
- "Woob, woob, woob! Nyaaahhh! Hrrmmmmmmm!" — Yep, Curly
- "First ones here, first ones here!" — Clark W. Griswold, National Lampoon's Vacation
- "I never seen it like that before!” — Deux-Deux, The Inspector cartoon
- "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue." — Steve McCrosky, Airplane!
- "Answer simple. But question...very hard..." — Inspector Sidney Wang, Murder By Death
- "I like it, but do not understand it." — Inspector Sidney Wang, Murder By Death
- "Losers wait! Losers!" — Wez, The Road Warrior
- "Check it, blee, bro was on!" — From the witness stand, Airplane
- "All in the reflexes." — Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China
- "C'mon, boy, prove it!" — Bob Falfa, American Graffiti
- "Guten tag!" — Guard, Wolfenstein 3D
- "Stop! Judge." — Karate Champ (yes, the arcade game)
- "Naw, we just want some gas, muchacho." — that Latino guy with Mrs. Nussbaum's credit card in The Jerk
- "Your story has grown tiresome." — Dieter (Mike Myers), Sprockets (SNL)
- "Not...for much...longer!" — Inspector Clouseau, The Pink Panther Strikes Again
- "They don't make 'em very good." — Navin Johnson, The Jerk
- "What's him doing here?!" — Navin Johnson, The Jerk
- "Por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas." — Monorail Announcer, Walt Disney World